...are brewing.
a) "Philosophers" vs. "People" vs. "Comedians" or maybe just, "Philosophers vs. Comedians"...?
b) Everything is distorted by perspective. Nothing is necessarily false, but rather nothing is "real" in the sense of it's own respective real-ness. (Think of a... picture, out of focus.)
c) We exist only in instances...? And depend on our feelings in cases of extreme doubt.
HAHAHAHA Ionno. I got shampoo in my eye as I thought about this in the shower. Maybe it's doing stuff to me. =P