What I did instead of paying attention in econ.

Once upon a time… in a land kinda-semi-far away- more like your backyard far when you’re a small child, everything seems bigger when you’re smaller anyway…
There were bears. Tons and tons of bears. And they slept and ate all day, and dance and partied all night. Of course this shallow lifestyle wasn’t all that they did with their time; they frequently dabbled in arts and philosophies and theories that mankind would come up with years later… Well why didn’t they share? How mean of them! Well…
It was simply because they were way to fuckin’ chill to. These bears didn’t take themselves seriously. Yeah, they could’ve ripped a man in two with their bear (HAHA BEAR.) hands and gorged themselves upon the bleeding warm flesh of people, or they could’ve mobilized their bear artillery and laid siege upon the early settlements of people, but they knew that wouldn’t be very nice. And they knew that in the end, they were just some chillin’ bears who wanted to enjoy life and be any prouder than the next bear, human or animal. So they just acted, and continue to act, the fool.
You see, if mankind were to somehow develop, and come to realize the theories that the bears had realized, or even achieve the same intelligence as the bears, not only would it lead to massive conflicts but also huge amounts of hate and discrimination across the globe. It was the bears hope that the humans would just chill the fuck out as much as they did so as to not endanger the human race or any other races that inhibited the world.
The leader of said bears was Brown Bear. Brown bear was a bear. He was big, brown, and bear-like. His right hand man was Black Bear, who, like his name, was bear-like, big and black as well. Brown bear was unmarried, as being in a relationship was way too much of a hassle for someone as chill as he was. Black bear however, was married to Panda Bear, and they had two kids, both of which were a nice shade of grey with black and white patches. This couple, and their children were actually never subject to racial discrimination, because everyone was so damn chill and too busy painting, drawing, dancing, philosophizing, playing music to even think about hating each other.
One day, Brown Bear approach Black Bear and Panda Bear.
“I think, now is the time to commemorate ourselves.”
“Why?” Black Bear questioned, for he was the much more down-to-earth bear of the pair.
“Well Brah, we’re just so chill, that I think that maybe… just maybe we could celebrate that. Have a huge dance party and whatnot, invite everyone in the animal kingdom, and we could also showcase our work and invite other animals to do the same. I hear the Owls have really good expositions on the theory of infinity.”
“I think that’s a splendid idea”, Commented Panda Bear, “You should make the announcement to all the bears tomorrow! And then we can begin planning for the event.”
Black bear thought for a moment.
He began to speak.
Stopped.
Then said,
“Sure, the Owls are pretty fuckin’ ballin and I haven’t seen the lions in a damn long time.”
So that night Brown Bear prepared what he was going to say to the bear population. He slept well that night; after dancing a bit with his favorite friends. He awoke the next morning and munched on some nuts and berries before getting dressed in a better-than-usual attire. All the bears had already gathered before a large rock where Brown Bear, when needed to, and very rarely at that, would give his announcements and speeches.
Brown bear approach the podium.
Stood up.
And got shot in the head by a hunter.

The end.